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Wednesday, July 18th, 2007
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Tuesday, August 29th, 2006
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Monday, August 14th, 2006
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i saw some guy getting the shit beat out of him on the off ramp for the masspike in millbury. some dude bro was just throwing punches through his car window, while this guy tried to shield himself. why he didnt just try and drive off is beyond me. all of this right before heading to a wedding, which was a grand ole time, then i went to work and got high and didn't stop washing glasses in what seemed like forever...hopefully i won't be here for a month very soon.
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Comments: Read 6 or Add Your Own.
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I find it funny that the world's biggest arms suppliers are the U.S.,U.K.,Russia,France,and China and at the same time they are the five permanent members of the U.N. Security Council.
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Thursday, March 23rd, 2006
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Wednesday, January 25th, 2006
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Monday, January 16th, 2006
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Overzealous zookeeper Friedrich Riesfeldt (Paderborn,
Germany) fed his constipated elephant Stefan 22 doses of animal
laxative and more than a bushel of berries, figs and prunes before the
plugged-up pachyderm ; finally let it fly, and suffocated the keeper under 200
pounds of poop!
Investigators say ill-fated Friedrich, 46, was attempting to give the
ailing elephant an olive oil enema when the relieved beast unloaded on
him.
"The sheer force of the elephant's unexpected defecation knocked Mr.
Riesfeldt to the ground, where he struck his head on a rock and lay
unconscious as the elephant continued to evacuate his bowels on top of
him" said flabbergasted Paderborn police detective Erik Dern. ' With
no one there to help him, he lay under all that dung for at least an hour
before a watchman came along, and during that time he suffocated. It
seems to be just one of those freak accidents that proves that "Shit
happens!"
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Comments: Read 16 or Add Your Own.
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Tuesday, January 10th, 2006
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-well im an uncle again. my sister just birthed another demon child from her womb, one which happens to posess an insertion device.
-arizona was awesome. my days consisted of waking up and eating a bagel, while i sipped on a cup of coffee whilst basking in the the constant 80 degree weather. at which point i would spend time on the internet, outside on a wireless laptop of course, and then i would get a rumbly in my tumbly and do my business. the rest of my day consisted of heavy continuous drinking and trying to figure out my parents ridiculous stereo system that is wired throughout the entire household, when i got bored with that i would spend a few hours in the jacuzzi. various other things would happen at night, usually going out to eat always with a bar close by. i would end up talking to people online till about 3 in the morning and then fall fast asleep while watching the history channel.
-i work at the centrum(not the fucking DCUcenter). recently i saw some bullriding and was hit on by a 30 something wasted woman trying to find her seats and her friends(she ended up being in the exact opposite area of where she was supposed to be)thanks for grabbing my dick! i gotta say though, that those bullriders are fucking ridiculous, as well as their fans that just turn 21 and would love nothing else than their cocks down their throats. good job girls!!
-jade's party was a fantastic time, happy birthday to her.
-singing obscure songs from the 90s with ken and shawn have been absolutely wonderful and well agonizing, solely because ive had the same song stuck in my head for the past few days. a song i used to hear while attending knight's of columbus dances in shrewsbury, by an outstanding group called "the outhere brothers." the song "boom boom boom" the lyrics are as follows:
BOOM BOOM BOOM - 08/07/1995
4 weeks at #1 - 15 weeks on chart
Boom boom boom let me here you say way-ooh ( way-ooh)
Me say boom boom boom now everybody say way-ooh ( way-ooh)
Now hear this
This is the Outhere Brothers
Back in the room
Ready to rock the world with the boom
So I hope you can stand the vibration
Cuz we're about to rock the entire nation
All right here we go
I said Boom boom boom let me here you say way-ooh ( way-ooh)
Me say boom boom boom now everybody say way-ooh ( way-ooh)
Boom boom boom let me here you say way-ooh ( way-ooh)
Me say boom boom boom now everybody say way-ooh ( way-ooh)
Boom boom boom let me here you say way-ooh ( way-ooh)
Me say boom boom boom now everybody say way-ooh ( way-ooh)
Boom boom boom let me here you say way-ooh ( way-ooh)
Me say boom boom boom now everybody say way-ooh ( way-ooh)
Girl your booty is so round Let me look you up and down
Can I take you one more time I won't stop until your mine
But if I cannot be with you maybe I could have a taste
Put your arms around me girl and your kisses on my face
Boom boom boom let me here you say way-ooh ( way-ooh)
Me say boom boom boom now everybody say way-ooh ( way-ooh)
Boom boom boom let me here you say way-ooh ( way-ooh)
Me say boom boom boom now everybody say way-ooh ( way-ooh)
Girl your booty is so round Let me look you up and down
Can I take you one more time I won't stop until your mine
But if I cannot be with you maybe I could have a taste
Put your arms around me girl and your kisses on my face
Geronimo look out below
Here comes the brother with the offbeat flow
I just fell from the mother ship
Outhere brothers about to rip it on another tip
Slip don't trip out how I do it malik is in the house
I turn your body into fluid as I come from the depths of doom
I snap back like pow with the boom
Boom boom boom let me here you say way-ooh ( way-ooh)
Me say boom boom boom now everybody say way-ooh ( way-ooh)
-other than that, i'm bored most of the time, sitting around waiting till people get home from work. so if anyone isn't doing anything during the day and wants to hang out get in touch.
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Comments: Read 17 or Add Your Own.
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Monday, December 26th, 2005
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me and him have become quite the inseperable pair the past few days.
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Comments: Read 7 or Add Your Own.
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Friday, December 23rd, 2005
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i find it ironically funny that the city of Rome was called the city of seven hills, just like the beautiful city of Worcester.
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Comments: Read 8 or Add Your Own.
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Tuesday, December 6th, 2005
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so getting paid to see neil diamond last night was nothing less than ridiculously amazing. oh yea and he's definately significantly bald. i saw him woofing down a plate of food with no hair and i sat there and stared at him for a good 2 minutes trying to figure out if it was really him or not.
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Comments: Read 21 or Add Your Own.
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Sunday, September 25th, 2005
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i just ate 6,952 ravioli's drenched in tomato sauce and cheese and i shoved 65 sausages in and down my throat, immediately after i literally shit everywhere, it was like being anally raped by a silver back gorilla. FANTASTIC!!!!
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Comments: Read 13 or Add Your Own.
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Friday, September 16th, 2005
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today i got my license reinstated. YAY! like southwest says, i am now free to move about the country.
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moving back to worcester. can't wait to have an entire house to myself. flying to montreal next week, all expenses paid for business, it should rule. have to wake up early as hell and work from 8am-10pm at avalon tomorrow, hopefully it wont be too stressful. tony is coming home for the fourth, it should be a fantastic time. so far the sox are winning. thanks.
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Comments: Read 18 or Add Your Own.
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i'm seriously contemplating buying a boat and living on it for the rest of my life.
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Comments: Read 9 or Add Your Own.
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Wednesday, June 1st, 2005
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so i am sick as hell right now. ive been reading up on quantum physics all day, as well as an article about king tut in national geographic. somehow i need to make 70 dollars by tomorrow morning, which probably isnt gonna happen and i really need to get a job. although i really dont feel like living in boston anymore, its a great place to visit, but i just really dont like it here at all, worcester is my home.
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Comments: Read 17 or Add Your Own.
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someone save me from this hell hole, get me ridiculously high, tell me about some outlandish story of canoeing down the nile river, all while listening to gerty farish.
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Comments: Read 4 or Add Your Own.
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Tuesday, April 26th, 2005
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ive decided to take a step in a better direction in life. i will start this by taking a shower.
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Comments: Read 6 or Add Your Own.
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